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So apparently I skipped a month. I don’t know how this happened. I’d like to say I was busy, but the truth is I was just sitting around on my ass. There aren’t very many good holidays in June at all, so it was a slow month for me. Luckily Fourth of July was this past week and I got to celebrate. It started out kinda sucky. I went to this party up in the hills with a new gentleman friend. I thought it would be cool but it totally wasn’t. Everyone there was unfriendly and mean to me. They forgot my name over and over, even having been told it a second before. I didn’t really meet anybody cool or worth talking to. I dunno, it was kind of disheartening. I put on a brave face and told my BF that it was all cool, which he believed because he is a man and men are dumb. But whatever, it’s in the past. Next time I’ll have an arsenal of mean phrases and put downs to hurl at those who dare discount my place. Also I’m gonna start eating tons of fast phentermine to drop a bunch of weight so I’m model thin and beautiful next time we go to one of those “hills” parties. Cuz you know all the douches care about is what you look like. But actually I’m going to throw my own party and invite only the people I like. It may sound self-centered but you know what, my Fourth of July sucked and I’m making up for it ASAP. I’ll use a people search engine to send out a mass invite and have the best. party. ever. You wait and see. Oh wait, you’re not invited. Ha ha.

Well it’s officially May and guess what happens in May, that’s right NOTHING. No holidays to celebrate! Awesome! Oh wait, I just remembered that Memorial Day is in May. Boo. I’m so not about meaningless holidays like Saint Paddy’s, Memorial Day, Labor Day. I like 4th of July obviously and Halloween and X-Mas. But I am going to be totally honest now when I say that nothing is better than perfoming people searches on your day off! THis is so true. There are tons of different kinds of people searches. The most interesting (in my opinion) is a background search. You can find out so much about other people by looking through their ‘permanent record’ (yes, it does exist!). And you can find out so much about yourself too. I had totally forgotten how much I used to love Bill Maher’s show and after I ran a search on a few execs I found out they’re firing him again. I totally agree with the rant to HBO regarding Bill Maher. If they fire him…I’m going to be really, really mad! Grrrr!

Happy Tax Day Everybody! Now, that’s finally a holiday worthy of celebration! Last night, I went out and had a big steak dinner to celebrate - no, not because I was satisfied to be done with my taxes, because I was so glad the federal government was getting the income it needs! I mean, think of all the great things the government does for you… Well, the only thing I can think of is roads - yay more roads! Oh, actually, I guess we wouldn’t have people search engines without the federal government, since they’re the one who have public records in the first place, so finding people would be a lot harder. See, yay for taxes so you can find people online! Anyway, that’s all for this month, but I highly recommend you look into omega 3 supplements.

Not a big fan of St. Patty’s Day either. Man, you must think I’m some big holiday grinch, huh? No, but really. I mean, what does it actually celebrate? No, not historically (snakes in Ireland or whatever), I mean today, what are we actually celebrating? Just drinking. That’s it. There’s nothing more to the day than 20-somethings for once in their shallow little lives pretending to be internationally aware and drinking. I, for one, will be inside tonight doing a people search to find people because quite frankly I’d rather locate a person or a get an eons facelift.

Valentine’s. Ick. What I hate most about Valentine’s is the excuse it gives to mediocre artists like the Red Hot Chilis or Death Cab or whoever to launch their sacchrine, sentimental love songs for the holiday. Yuck. Give me Madonna any day of the week. I may just lock myself up in my room and find people instead. That sound like a plan? Come on, you know it’s way more fun to find someone than it is to go on gooshy date or whatever. Or freebase.

Man, I’m so sick of the Top 50 or 200 or 5 million of 2007. Every single radio station played their top lists for easily four weeks straight. I’m not joking people! It was like The Fray 24-7! Okay, maybe not The Fray. What’s the whiny song of this year? Oh right: Delilah by the Plain White T’s. Blech. Man, I hope we can leave that song behind in 2007. Here’s to a superexciting 2008 full of Madonna and Justin and Britney! Whoo hoo! Oh, and also full of people search! Oh, here’s a great blog you should absolutely check out! I can’t vouch for the music, but hey: people search private eye. Also, if you’re doing people searches, this is a new site that shows some promise. Keep an eye on usa people seek.

OMG OMG OMG!!!  I am so super excited about “4 Minutes to Save the World”!!!  Justin Timberlake AND Madonna AND Timbaland??!  That almost sounds too good to be true!  I can’t even wait!  I might just explode!  You know how I like to save the world?  I bet you can guess!  That’s right!  People-searching!  Check out this blog–it knows what people search is all about.  Oh, and Dan Fogelberg died.  That’s so sad.  I nearly got teary-eyed when I heard some of his music on the radio earlier today.  Fogelberg?  Is that German?  Maybe I’ll try to find his family on this new German search engine: Verwandt.

“I know he thinks you’re fun and stuff, but does he know how to wind you up?” is the question Gwen Stefani is asking me as I’m typing this sentence. To which I’d have to answer (in the words of Justin Timberlake) “Daddy’s on a mission to please.” Speaking of pleasing, along with listening to a bunch of guilty pleasure music lately, I have been doing a bunch of guilty pleasure people searching. I have found so many good sites about being a people finder this month, that every night when I mean to be out, or at the gym, I find msyelf on the computer trying to find a person. Eek. This article from FindAnyoneNow.net on Finding Email Addresses Online is mostly to blame. It got me thinking about all the people out there I still haven’t found… and I had to hop back online. You should check it out too.

So I was cleaning out my car this past weekend, and I found the most embarassing/amazing thing ever: my Aqua CD circa 1998/99. I popped it in wondering how ridiculously dated it would sound, and man… it was so bad, it was good. I have been bopping to Barbie Girl for two days now, and I have no plans to stop. Anyway… now that I’ve come clean about that (!!!), I have some more sites for you this month, and let me just say… they may be the best recommendations I’ve come up with thus far. Seriously, you can’t miss these. The first one is a site about (what else?) people search, so it’s probably pretty obvious why I liked it. The second site is kind of about unlisted numbers and how to find them… but it’s also kind of just about people search in general too. It’s really well written, and can help even the most seasoned people search veteran find people online easier. Ok… I’m off to get some lunch, and listen to my sweet Aqua CD some more.

I have just been a little people searching machine. I’m almost like my own people search engine. Well, not quite. Plus, I make it sound like I don’t have a life, which is not tue. I have so much to do, it’s a wonder that I even have hobbies. I have two jobs and I take care of my grandma a couple times a week! Yikes! It’s a lot of work, but I really work better when I am super duper busy. This also probably why I don’t have a boyfriend! I have no time for one. That is a completely different and off topic and sad story. Anyways, back to people searching, I have only found one good site to share this month. It’s a blog by someone else who likes people searching. It’s got all this good info on person search, and easy ways to find people online. It’s so much easier than you think. I promise! Anyways, gotta head on over to Nana’s!